You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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