we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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