Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
well most of my day revolves around power hour
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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