Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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