was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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