I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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