How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Even my vagina gasped.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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