I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
