I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
