they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
