maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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