can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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