I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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