That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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