He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My ass is underappreciated
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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