I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He has the fingertips of a God
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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