I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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