Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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