i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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