Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Your penis caused this!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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