do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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