Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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