Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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