He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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