He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
When are your genitals available?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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