you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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