If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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