Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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