you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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