What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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