great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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