I look better un-naked...
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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