he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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