I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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