I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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