It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
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