But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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