people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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