can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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