PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
