im drinking this country out of the recession.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
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