Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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