so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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