He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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