I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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