Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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