Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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