you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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