I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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