Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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