Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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