dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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