If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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