i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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