Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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