I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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