If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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