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Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
two words...techno handjob
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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