the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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